Today when I am on....

Today when I am on my way to the percussion group....

今天我在去樂團的路上時...

I was riding my car.
當時我正騎著車

Suddenly, a blind car make a big right-turn, and he was nearly to bump into me!
冷不防的，一個瞎了眼的車子做了一個大大的右轉，差一點兒就要撞到我了呢！

I was REALLY stunned then!
我當時真的是被嚇壞了!

I make a gorgeous turn to miss that stupid car quickly.
我很快地轉了一個優雅的彎來閃開那部智障的車子。

How glorious I was!
我是多麼的華麗啊！


sigh!
(嘆氣)

What the HELL I am writing about!
我在寫什麼鳥東西！

suck!
做噁(吸吮?)

(這句我不會)
洨神童都不洨神童了。




at the last...
最後...
let's go REDSOX GO SWEAP YANKEES!
衝啊紅襪隊! 橫掃洋基吧!

all yankees SUCK!!!
所有洋基吸吮(很遜?)